Lyrics

HOA Man

See you coming across my lawn
Like you mean business at the crack of dawn
You found the tiny speck of dirt
Now you complain that your feelings are hurt

What’s that plant? Why’s it there?
I got my book and you better beware
How’s your house? That’s new paint
Lots of colors you can have but that ain’t

Late at night when I’m alone
I stare for hours into the fire
I’m in my car, I’m speeding off
You look so good under my tires

We’re in the house safe and sound
After breakfast and you’re still walking around
HOA Man

See you coming across my lawn
Like you mean business at the crack of dawn
You found the tiny speck of dirt
Now you complain that your feelings are hurt

What’s that plant? Why’s it there?
I got my book and you better beware
How’s your house? That’s new paint
Lots of colors you can have but that ain’t

Late at night when I’m alone
I stare for hours into the fire
I’m in my car, I’m speeding off
You look so good under my tires

We’re in the house safe and sound
After breakfast and you’re still walking around
HOA Man

See you coming across my lawn
Like you mean business at the crack of dawn
You found the tiny speck of dirt
Now you complain that your feelings are hurt

What’s that plant? Why’s it there?
I got my book and you better beware
How’s your house? That’s new paint
Lots of colors you can have but that ain’t

Late at night when I’m alone
I stare for hours into the fire
I’m in my car, I’m speeding off
You look so good under my tires

We’re in the house safe and sound
After breakfast and you’re still walking around
There’s so much you can see
My car’s on blocks next to the RV

Late at night when I’m alone
I stare for hours into the fire
I’m in my car, I’m speeding off
You look so good under my tires

We’re in the house safe and sound
After breakfast and you’re still walking around
Gonna keep my head in the sand
Please save me from the HOA Man
Please save me from the HOA Man


Words and music by Kyle Ince and Brian Sharkey
© 2023 Psychic Artist Music/Tara-Anne Music (ASCAP)